Today, like many days, I've decided that I enjoy life immensely. Ennui is a term that I sometimes fantasize about, but never really applies to me. Why this cheerful post ask ye naysayers? No reason, other then the absurdity of life that provides me so much entertainment. Setting: A conference room where a project is being discussed. Engineer: As you can see, this architecture has every technical case covered. Manager: When can we start using this? Engineer: Today. Me: But what about x, y, z, and this little place you may know called "reality", each of which will take months? Engineer: We'll, you're right... but we're ready today. You can't pay for something this good!