Beaver Juice

Vienna sits down at the table across from me. I look over at the condiments on the right side, including "Beaver Horseradish" and "Hot & Spicy Beaver Sauce".

Me: There's something disturbing about a condiment named "Beaver Sauce". Vienna: Have you ever eaten "Beaver"? Me: Many times. Vienna: What does "Beaver" taste like? Me: Depends on what she ate. Vienna: Where do you get "Beaver"? Me: I... I can't do this anymore.

A few moments pass...

Vienna: Ohhhh...