Hygiene

What is up with people who take a crap and leave the bathroom without washing their hands? I mean Jesus, it's one thing if you take a piss without spraying your hands, and you've washed your crotch in the past twenty four hours -- opting out of a hand washing is a forgivable offense. But to to take a full on duke, and scrub away with reams of toilet paper, smearing unknown amounts of fecal contaminants on your hands, it's just plain wrong.

Please carry on with your normal activities.